Riddle Me This!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah body…April Fool’s!

 

In honor of Spring (or our lack thereof), here are some more of my favorite Spring related riddles.

 

Q: April’s birthday is in April, which is in the fall. How is this possible?

A: April lives in Australia.

 

Q: Flowers in bloom and rain showers I bring, I live in your mattress and even trampolines. What am I?

A: Spring.

 

Q: Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?

A: April fools! Just kidding…it’s because they’ve just finished a long, 31 days of March.

 

Q: When does a prince become a king?

A: Usually in April, when the reign begins.

 

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?

A: He was a little chicken.

 

Q: Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?

A: IHOP

 

Q: April’s parents wanted to get their daughter an Easter pet. They looked at a baby chick and a baby duck, and decided to settle on the chick. Why was this?

A: The baby chick was a little cheeper.

 

Q: How do you know that carrots are good for the eyes?

A: Well, have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

 

And finally…

 

Q: What happened when the Easter bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

A: They lived hoppily ever after. The end!

 

Some of them are admittedly better than others, but I still hope that you enjoyed them as much as I did. In other news, there are only six weeks of school left…hang in there!

 

Jessie Ngo

Staff Blogger

Picture Credit: Pixabay

 

 

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